February 2011
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20 ways to survive in a horror movie.
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A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you...
January 2011
That moment when someone jokes about something...
ghostshell:
Just need more of his face on my blog.
South Park episode on Shake Weights?
FUCK YES!
When life gives you lemons. .
Question it and ask why the fuck doesn’t it give you a break instead?
Oh, sorry for trying to update you on my life.
Going to the emergency room is a fucking grand ‘ol time. -_-
I've never laughed so hard
Until these passed two days. I swear my life is currently hilarious. <3
There are some. .
AMAZING blogs on Tumblr.
I dont understand girls ... If a guy cares too...
Pushing people to see how far they'll REALLY go.
Is the absolute best.
So I thought this weekend was going to suck.
But after last night this may be pretty nice.
ashaxrae-deactivated20110502-de asked: idkk...can you handle it?
Is it wrong that I’ve been listening to this...
“Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is...”
JUSTICE is my shit. <3
WatchI’m actually a huge Star Wars fan, believe it or not.
Now, let’s face it; we ALL want a lightsaber. Anyone who says they don’t is lying to your face and should be shot.
To be honest, I wouldn’t care about color, as long as I’m packin’ one it wouldn’t really matter, now would it? I mean, that seems like the most convenient item in the world! W-What?...
I hate Math.
What? I’m serious, this isn’t some rant. . I really fucking HATE Math!
It's funny how,
Much the world would freak if everything in my head came out in the open.
How the hell have I been sick for so long?!
86 to cape but I'm super duper high;
Soarin’ past the moon, a super duper lonely, guy.
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My life is pretty messy at the moment.
Please give me a second to clean it up.
This will be my world. .
I TOLD you so.
You know what sucks?
When life doesn’t go your way.
Want to know what’s worse?
When it never does.
No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I...
No, I’m lying. I’m still going to smoke, and religion isn’t as important to me as it is to everyone else.
I've been sick for about two weeks now. .
I’m pretty sure I should be dead, just saying.
My god.
I have NEVER hated truly despised the human race more than now. Like FUCK! -_-
The World is always against the King.
Little does the king know is that his blood, will soon be splattered over his throne. The ‘Kingdom’ will fall silent for one brief moment, and the World soon realizes, that without him, the World would never be the same.
—WAR—
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